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Ralph

July 7th, 2007 · No Comments

Story

This is a song about all the dogs I’ve owned before the age of 23.

Lyrics

I had a dog and his name was Ralph
He sure did like to lick me on my mouth
He’d jump on arms and legs,
He’d jump on tables
He’d chew some game board pegs,
and tried some staples – Staples as in Milk, eggs, bread

Ralph (3x)

I had a dog and her name was Sasha
She was always doing what she otta
She was a good dog always obeying me
Good dog good dog

Oh Ralph, Sasha

I had a dog and her name was lady
She was always sitting over there in the shady
She had a lot of hair and her breath stunk
But anyways we loved her alot

Ralph, Sasha, Lady …


Tags: Comedy · Music · Rock

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