{"id":10,"date":"2007-07-06T16:33:19","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T22:33:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/music\/crapman\/"},"modified":"2007-07-06T22:46:01","modified_gmt":"2007-07-07T04:46:01","slug":"crapman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/?p=10","title":{"rendered":"Crapman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h4>Story<\/h4>\n<p>You know I don&#8217;t know if I should consider this a &#8220;Christian&#8221; song or not.  The main reason is it&#8217;s totally bashing churches.<\/p>\n<p>There are so many times you see people have a nice shirt on with a fish on their car, and they think that they are &#8220;saved.&#8221;  They are obsessed with these rules, and regulations, but their church is dead, and the ones that aren&#8217;t dead are worried about putting on a show.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never seen anyone healed in church service accept *maybe* once. -It was an elderly guy in a wheel chair.  I&#8217;m not 100% sure the guy couldn&#8217;t walk before hand, and they just wheeled him down there.  The messed up thing about that church is that paster later cheated on his wife.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just list all the pastors off the top of my head that are involved with sexual sin.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jim Baker<\/li>\n<li>Jimmy Swagart<\/li>\n<li>Rg Stair<\/li>\n<li>The Cathlic Church is just filled with them.<\/li>\n<li>Darren Carmack<\/li>\n<li>Gary Knough<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It&#8217;s tough, because I know these jerks are people, and shoot even our president has committed adultery.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so frustrating finding a decent church to go to.<\/p>\n<p>You know what people say when they invite me to church 99% of the time.  &#8220;You should come to my church, my pastor is great.&#8221; Or something along those lines.  It&#8217;s aways about &#8220;their pastor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care about your pastor.  I want to hear an invitation something like this.<br \/>\n&#8220;You should come to my church&#8230; &#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>God is really moving there.<\/li>\n<li>A guy had no arm, and it grew back.<\/li>\n<li>Some blind guy, and I&#8217;m not saying &#8220;legally blind&#8221; guy can see.<\/li>\n<li>So many people got healed, the FDA is prosecuting the congregation for practicing medicine without a license because so many people were healed.<\/li>\n<li>The other day we all went to the hospital, they kicked us out because we were healing people.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Personally I&#8217;d take a &#8220;God is really moving there.&#8221; and that is easy enough.  Just as much as the others, cause at least I know the person inviting me isn&#8217;t in love with their pastor, and that seems like what all church goers seem to be.<\/p>\n<p>I know I should give them a break, they are after all humans.<\/p>\n<p>I guess this is a song for anyone who&#8217;s been let down by the church.<\/p>\n<h4>Lyrics<\/h4>\n<p>Not much to go on,<br \/>\nnot much to say<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not so sure,<br \/>\nIt&#8217;ll be ok<\/p>\n<p>I can see through your little lies,<br \/>\nI can see through your disguise,<br \/>\nI can tell what you&#8217;re thinking,<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t believe the crap you&#8217;re selling<\/p>\n<p>{Lame solo here}<\/p>\n<p>I can see through your little lies,<br \/>\nI can see through your disguise,<br \/>\nI can tell what you&#8217;re thinking,<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t believe the crap you&#8217;re selling<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a moogle a logo<br \/>\nA fish you can put on your car<br \/>\nYou won&#8217;t get very far.<br \/>\nWith that shirt your back<br \/>\nAnd none of this crap<br \/>\nNothing you hold dear will be left<br \/>\nWe sent you all the prophets,<br \/>\nshowed the promised land<br \/>\nBelieve a stupid slogan<br \/>\nand you claim to hold his hand<br \/>\nand then I see you treating the low with disrespect<br \/>\ninside this church is totally imperfect.<\/p>\n<p>Not much in knowing<br \/>\nSo much to say<br \/>\nSo much for talking<br \/>\nNo price to pay<\/p>\n<p>I can see through your little lies,<br \/>\nI can see through your disguise,<br \/>\nI can tell what you&#8217;re thinking,<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t believe the crap you&#8217;re selling<\/p>\n<p>Keep on cleaning what&#8217;s on outside<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all apearence such a mess inside<\/p>\n<p>I can see through your little lies,<br \/>\nI can see through your disguise,<br \/>\nI can tell what you&#8217;re thinking,<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t believe the crap you&#8217;re selling<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a moogle a logo<br \/>\nA fish you can put on your car<br \/>\nYou won&#8217;t get very far.<br \/>\nWith that shirt your back<br \/>\nAnd none of this crap<br \/>\nNothing you hold dear will be left<br \/>\nWe sent you all the prophets,<br \/>\nshowed the promised land<br \/>\nBelieve a stupid slogan<br \/>\nand you claim to hold his hand<br \/>\nand then I see you treating the low with disrespect<br \/>\ninside this church is totally imperfect.<\/p>\n<p>I walk in his ways,<br \/>\nI live to praise his hole name<br \/>\nRegurgitated lyrics of a generation passed down<br \/>\nWill anybody ever learn to sing a new sound?<br \/>\nOr will we all just walk and fall,<br \/>\nand live as whores and turn away?<\/p>\n<p>Such a heavy weight, you can&#8217;t even carry it yourself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-metal","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}