{"id":27,"date":"2007-07-07T14:08:51","date_gmt":"2007-07-07T20:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/music\/ralph\/"},"modified":"2007-07-07T14:09:47","modified_gmt":"2007-07-07T20:09:47","slug":"ralph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/?p=27","title":{"rendered":"Ralph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h4>Story<\/h4>\n<p>This is a song about all the dogs I&#8217;ve owned before the age of 23.<\/p>\n<h4>Lyrics<\/h4>\n<p>I had a dog and his name was Ralph<br \/>\nHe sure did like to lick me on my mouth<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d jump on arms and legs,<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d jump on tables<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d chew some game board pegs,<br \/>\nand tried some staples &#8211; Staples as in Milk, eggs, bread<\/p>\n<p>Ralph (3x)<\/p>\n<p>I had a dog and her name was Sasha<br \/>\nShe was always doing what she otta<br \/>\nShe was a good dog always obeying me<br \/>\nGood dog good dog<\/p>\n<p>Oh Ralph, Sasha<\/p>\n<p>I had a dog and her name was lady<br \/>\nShe was always sitting over there in the shady<br \/>\nShe had a lot of hair and her breath stunk<br \/>\nBut anyways we loved her alot<\/p>\n<p>Ralph, Sasha, Lady &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,4,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-music","category-rock"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/music.the-erm.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}